I can't tell you how many times I decide to go for a run and then at the end a stranger comes up to me and asks me if I know any good rogue-like video games that I can recommend to him so I need to take a moment to catch my breath and then tell him that The Binding of Isaac is a great game and he's like oh yeah I heard of that but I've never played it and I'm like dude you have never played it before how can I even be talking to you you pathetic piece of ♥♥♥♥ seriously never talk to me again until you have at least 100 hours because until then you will be nothing but an embarrassment to humanity due to your utter lack of Isaac skill

I don't understand why someone like you would even come up to me in the first place I'm obviously trying to run and you just walk up like an arrogant person who thinks only of himself and if we got into a fight I could totally kick your ass so you better back off because my dad knows the chief of police and the CEO of Microsoft so not only could I get you banned from xbox live but I can have you thrown in jail so don't mess with me I'm seriously well connected including the connection I had with your mom last night when I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her just like your KD ratio in COD4 if you 1v1'd me because I would destroy you. And then the dude just walked away like I was the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in that scenario.

It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ astonishing Resident Evil was a successful franchise. Most of the series is mediocre or terrible. Out of the entire series 1/2/3/4/REmake/RER2 are "alright". 5/7/Revelations 2 are decent at most. Revelations and the Outbreaks are good if good meant ♥♥♥♥. The rest are middling to trash. That includes all 3 Gun Survivor Games, Operation Raccoon City and Umbrella Corps, RE6, Resident Evil Gaiden, Code Veronica, Zero, and both Chronicles games. Plus all the phone garbage and the terrible films. Something having Resident Evil on it is like a 50/50 shot for quality. I mean, ask yourself, why is the city called ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Raccoon city??? I'VE PLAYED THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE AND SEEN NOT A SINGLE RACCOON.

WOmen!

Trump sat back in his chair with a smirk. He was ecstatic about the fact that the constitution would protect him from democracy due to the fact that the only way to remove him from office was to put him in a peach. A PEACH. He could never fit in such a small object, such a feat was impossible. "ORDER ORDER" said Pelosi. "Donald Trump, you have abused executive power for far too long. I order that you are put in peach" Trump laughed. "Your honor, there is no way I can fit in peach." Pelosi grinned and then turned to the gates at the back of the room. "BRING OUT THE GIANT PEACH." Trumps heart stopped. The gates slowly and ominously opened to reveal a massive peach the size of a two story building. "I-impossible" Trump said, his orange skin turning pale. "How could this be?" "Today Ladies and Gentlemen..." said pelosi with an even wider grin. "Blumpf In peach"

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