Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is
when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.
😷
Ozmosis:
The inability of one's job to live up to one's self-image.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
😘
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
😗
Beam me up, Scotty! It ate my phaser!
🤠
When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog is unnecessary.
-- Balzac
😯
It was pity stayed his hand.
"Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
-- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein
🤤
A clash of doctrine is not a disaster -- it is an opportunity.
😲
Kaylee: "Figures. First time on the Core and what do I get to do? Dig
through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the triplex, or...
Oooh, synchronizers!"
🙄

新年好呀~

元宵节快乐~

我来送礼物了

圣诞快乐

感恩节快乐！