Recent reviews by Spaghetti Monster

I expected an experience similar to Inside, which I loved. The controls are similar and it feels similar BUT the game is incredibly shallow in it's mechanics, being more frustrating than scary or challenging. The aesthetics seem cool at first but clipping often occurs with the AI and the world feels undeveloped conceptually. Inside and Limbo are much more polished, really commit to the gross world and dark vibe and do not try to rip you off like this game does. I am conflicted because I want to support cool indie games but this ain't it chief.

Lit

Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, wont even download with my ssd being full.

The graphics are REVOLUTIONARY. Incredible original gameplay *NOT A RE-SKIN OF AGE OF EMPIRE*. I love the 3D sound like when jar jar is like MISSA JAR JAR BINKS. I love the cuts from the movie before each mission reminding me of better things I could be doing with my life. To be honest I'm just gonna get one of those slow ass ships with the big gun that destroys trees and I'm gonna blow myself up. :) 10/10 JUST AMAZING!

oh man this game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot i just had to jerk it instantly and my mother walked in (on accident) and she saw me and said "hey harry dinner is ready) little did she know she was gonna get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face full of ♥♥♥ because when she walked it i was about to blow up (like yellowstone) and then i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cameded all over her face xD

some of the legs in this game are so fine they remind me of my own mothers
hope this isnt a weird review, please leave your negative comments off of here and my profiles thank you.

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I shot the head and they lived pls explain

Big FUn smiley face

This is a need to play

I have so far played 2 or so hours and i am planning to play more. This game is slow at first but once you get into it, you can have alot of fun. It feeds off of curiocity and if you like exploring you will LOVE this game. There is so much to see and do and it STILL isn't finnished. I would highly reccommed this game to anyone. 99/100

10/10 If the AI were better and they fixed the audio bugs.
STILL I DON'T CARE 10/10 ANYWAY
Such a fun game I love dairly
LOVE IT MORE THAN BF3
Number one was still awesome but no playable jedi
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