Never forget the phrase cornchips and ass

I am notch's son. This is the end of our conversation.

wow, you managed to summarize everything we ever talked about in one sentence, good job

One time you were eating a sandwich like usual, "sandwich is good" You said. Then suddenly notch drove up to your house and ran over your spare sandwiches. You walked up to the sandwich and said "WHO PARKED THERE CAR ON MY SANDWICH?" notch then said "I DID!" Then to apoligize notch gave you infinite diamonds and never befor seen red stone armor in minecraft. You and notch then went to taco bell and finished your SAT tests. The end.

again, who doesnt?

Notch eats tacos on his free time