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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 9:30am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 3:42am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 8:49am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 8:49am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 5:20pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 11:34am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:52pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 7:01am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:03am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:59am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 11:03am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:01am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:12am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 11:31am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:50pm