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5,707.8 hrs on record (5,397.1 hrs at review time)
Get like a 6 winstreak, then got matched absolutely RETARDED teammate EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME. Dominated my lane, 10+ kills every game still 15 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOSING STREAK ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. No more DotA Plus for you valve you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
Posted 13 June, 2024.
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1,474.4 hrs on record (898.0 hrs at review time)
The Greatest Zombie Game Ever!

It's an ARPG medieval zombie game.

So you, as a failed biotech human trial test subject (and has some degree of zombie immunity due to this), enters the world of medieval zombie apocalypse. The Sunbrella company wants you to retrieve fivefour lost human trial test subjects in order to finish the big experiment (that has been done over and over) to save humanity.

You could either a) Do as you are told and go find all the test subjects which will eventually all merge into you. Then you will become the ultimate test subject. After you throw yourself in a big cauldron, the world is saved (for now), and so is the company/establishment. Hooray. Or you could b) Bribe the waifusecretary Sunbrella assigned to you with black pearls so she will help you terminate the biochemical reactions at the last minute. The world is doomed. Oh no. Or worse, you mounted on her and took her precious while she was helping you. As she lies helplessly on the ground you snatched the valuable bio-power of the company for yourself. Dope. Lastly, you could c) Accept the zombie virus (and new waifu) from Sunbrella's competitor company and go through all the stuff for that company and then eventually you become the Lord of Zombies! Sweet.

TL;DR: Try finger but whole.
Posted 4 December, 2019.
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23.4 hrs on record (20.7 hrs at review time)
A true work of art. It completes the world of pandora. Well worth every penny.
Posted 20 November, 2017.
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