guys mike still have mad cows disease

mike do you still have mad cows disease

Thanks for adding me Mike
You're the best 👍

You've blocked this
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+rep 100% postal 2 (+ ludicrous difficulty) and Postal redux months ago.
Thanks for making these amazing games, beautiful bastard and regret nothin.

Hey I ordered a shirt off the postal website and my shirt is great, but it also came with a... stain that spelled out "this shirt and the ***** wearing it are property of Mike J.". The box was full of dead crickets and a slurry of ground up rocks mixed with what I hope is blood, because it smells like it might be something worse. So while I love the shirt AND being Mike's property I just don't want others knowing I'm the slave boy to a pessimistic, rat loving, gimp who only derives pleasure from watching small animals die, and fisting the mouths of taxidermied albino Rhesus monkeys; I wish he was my one and only true friend and we danced in fields of marigolds and half eaten fetuses like in my dreams.