Lady Farquad
Rick Flemming   New Zealand
 
 
biggest balls in recorded history

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I love being a pretty little princess with my silly little wand twirling on the little blueberry balled pixies. I can't wait to becwum the most amazingest princess in all the land. I never thought in my 65 years of living I'd get to live out my dream of wearing matching pink lingerie and high heels and hug my idols. My wife and daughter have shed my last name but as long as I can play this game every moment I breathe I'm ok! My therapist says its not good for me to bottle my emotions but I swear on Christ's name I'm so happy every time I hear the :3 title music play in my ears I don't need the meds. I must depart now my dearest, they added new purple sparkly beach dresses which I will absolutely rock, and I have the perfect earrings too! Bwuh-bai!!!! Mwah, teehee. ♥
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The Single Fathers - Public Group
the all-american single gamers with children
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141 hrs on record
last played on 14 Nov
358 hrs on record
last played on 11 Nov
14.2 hrs on record
last played on 9 Nov
Lady Farquad 5 May @ 5:31pm 
my wittle ball fairy. :3
lauren ೀ .* 5 May @ 5:19pm 
I am living in your balls.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why are you living in my balls?

I'm not going to tell you.

What are you planning to do in my balls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my balls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the balls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

Do I call the police?

The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you living in my balls?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you living in my balls?

I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?

I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS

If there are any more questions then please consult your balls by directly speaking to them.

Summary:

I am living in your balls.
lauren ೀ .* 5 May @ 3:47pm 
I love being a pretty little princess with my silly little wand twirling on the little blueberry balled pixies. I can't wait to becwum the most amazingest princess in all the land. I never thought in my 65 years of living I'd get to live out my dream of wearing matching pink lingerie and high heels and hug my idols. My wife and daughter have shed my last name but as long as I can play this game every moment I breathe I'm ok! My therapist says its not good for me to bottle my emotions but I swear on Christ's name I'm so happy every time I hear the :3 title music play in my ears I don't need the meds. I must depart now my dearest, they added new purple sparkly beach dresses which I will absolutely rock, and I have the perfect earrings too! Bwuh-bai!!!! Mwah, teehee. ♥
joey 4 Mar @ 4:15pm 
+rep good at baldur’s gate 3
Aaron 13 Mar, 2023 @ 9:59pm 
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Kero 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx