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8 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Played the game to completion with a free Gamepass code but felt so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAD about it that I went and bought the game on Steam

Go play this
Posted 29 May.
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5 people found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
You play as a scronkly little cutie patootie

I give it a solid 9/10

Add the ability to blep and I'll give it a 10/10
Posted 9 May.
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14 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.3 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Great, concise and fun! Thanks Civvie!
Posted 26 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
when Shelly said "This can't be good for me, but I feel great" I literally stood up and started clapping, best DLC ever
Posted 7 October, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
just got banned for 49 seconds for inactivity while trying to find a match

haven't played a single match and got disconnected three times

incredible
Posted 7 March, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.9 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
fun game that I really like when it's functional

when it's functional

EDITED: they fixed the matchmaking, changing to positive
Posted 30 September, 2022. Last edited 22 October, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
73.0 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
REST IN PISS JOHNNY KITAGAWA SEE YOU IN HELL
Posted 24 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
Everything in this game is good: controls, combat, bosses, music, story, animation, graphics, everything... except for the map design.

The map just doesn't form a cohesive location. You look at something like the map from Symphony of the Night, and if you've played it, then you can instantly tell which part of the map is which, like the giant staircase, the clocktower, or the caverns, but in this game rooms just don't form a cohesive map. The Metroidvania aspect isn't that good either, you just kinda press switches and use keys instead of gaining unique abilities to bypass obstales.

If you can look past all that, then you'll enjoy it, I know I did. Not much to talk about anything else because it's just that, good.
Posted 10 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
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19.0 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
I recommend it if sor2 is your favorite game
Posted 10 April, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
5.1 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Lame.

They completely ignored everything people hated in 1 and left all of that in.

The core fighting mechanics are very good, everything else is lame. The music is generic, Yugo Kanno can do much better, fighting enemies can be a challenge because of all the particle effects your characters gets surrounded by. The interface is absolute trash with walls of text surrounded by numbers, bosses are a SLOG to get through. I've played enough to drop it (don't look at my playtime, I've played it offline).

If you want a good action game, then play Devil May Cry 3-5, Bayonetta 1 &2, Ninja Gaiden games, Metal Gear Rising, Doom Eternal, and Sekiro.
If you want an action RPG, just replay Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Monster Hunter, or maybe play The Surge, I dunno.
If you like endless grinding with RARITIES and sheet, then my condolences.

Just stop wasting our time and make Ninja Gaiden 4.

Oh, and the port is trash.
Posted 5 February, 2021.
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