Short fat and bald
The perfect dwarf!

In each and every game we used to play
I had to hold him by the hand so he wouldn't get lost.
Otherwise, I would find him in the opponent side trying to solo kill them all !
And here was the dilemma for me.
Should i help him or let him die?

He's vibing with me on the roofs while we're baiting our fellow hunters.

Who lives on the bottom of the DPS charts
Mhtsie the Boomer
Damage he does not but he surely ks'es
Mhtsie the Boomer
Lets take a recount and take a look

Never thought I would be able to find a boomer ass Russian that wasn't mentally challenged but then I met this guy and I realised it was possible but little did I know that he wasn't only mentally challenged but also a dirty degenerate perv too so maybe the normal Russians aren't so bad after all.

-rep useless bill main just farming hooks all day smh