The ultimate plumbers are those that merely need to drive by and scare the ♥♥♥♥ out of the pipes.

If you rent a horse trailer is it a Yee Haul?

Check out this paint brush [cdn.discordapp.com]. Ain't it Purdy?

I feel more confused than a homeless man under house arrest.

I put a stick inside a can of Fanta and called it Fantastick.

I bought some bird seed almost a year ago and planted it in a flower pot I keep in my room, but I haven't seen any birds sprout up yet. I hope I didn't over water them.