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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 7:13am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 10:53am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 7:13am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:07pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 8:04pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 10:45pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 1:16am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 4:03pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:18pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 10:38pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2017 @ 6:39am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2017 @ 6:39am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:13pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:13pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 11:13pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 7:30pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 9:25pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 4:41pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 1:49am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 10:54am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:07pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 7:51pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2017 @ 6:03am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 10:38pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 10:31am

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 9:01pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 9:01pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 7:26pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 10:21pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:33pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:28pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 10:45am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 8:21pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 7:30pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 8:24pm

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 2:11am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 7:47pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2016 @ 12:36am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2017 @ 7:15am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 9:46am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:33pm

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 5:06am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:42pm

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 5:43am

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:42pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:50pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 5:48am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:45pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2017 @ 6:15am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 6:39am

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 7:27am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 11:06pm

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 4:56am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 7:01pm

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 4:16pm

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 4:16pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 7:10pm

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 2:08am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 7:16pm

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 7:16pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 7:21pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 7:28pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 9:40am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:23pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:28pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 10:17pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2017 @ 6:03am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2017 @ 6:06pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 11:04pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 4:59pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2016 @ 10:46pm

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 5:33pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 6:55pm

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2017 @ 6:03am

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 7:36am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2017 @ 6:18am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 1:51am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 8:27am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 10:56pm

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 9:59am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2017 @ 10:54pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 8:17pm



One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.