Lucyna Kushinada
Farrokh Bulsara   Gaza, Mozambique
 
 
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Ultimo avvio: 13 nov 2023
Achievement   13 di 30
XL883N 9 feb 2022, ore 3:27 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard pp push against my leg, and he tried to finger me. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
stim deck enjoyer 1 feb 2022, ore 19:49 
🏮GONG XI ♥♥♥♥ CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE THIRSTY 😩 WATER 💧🌊 TIGER 🐅 RAWRR 🐾💥 You know 👀 what this means you sexy 🌬️qipao SLUTS 🥼👘 Time to get steamy ♨️and unleash your WILD 🌋side, wear your hottest 🔥 NEW YEAR CLOTHES 👗👠🧥 but be a GOOD KITTY 😻🐯 and show KKM 👮🧔 your MYSEJAHTERA 📱✅ to get some VACCINE!! 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🧑‍⚕️ Get your arm 💪 💪 ready for some BOOSTER JAB 💉💦 before you get CUCUK 🍆💦👉👌 by something else 😏 Report your 🏠 neighbours 👵 👴 for SOP violations☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ or else DA GE 🧑will come to your house 🏡 and BEAT ❕😫💥 your BIG MEATY BAKKWA 🥩🥓 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠 Whip out your HENGDAI GANG 🤼👥 (but not your xiaodidi 🤏🍤) and YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊
XL883N 25 gen 2022, ore 1:48 
They only get in the way of your goal. The enemy ancient. +70 attackspeed in your skills. Consumed Moon Shard buff on your bar. Travel, Dagon 5, Ethereal blade, Veil of Discord and 20 rapiers in your stash. You buy the wards and sentries, of gems you have a collection. You take the enemy ancient at the same time you defend yours. You've won the game. You have only 450 kills? Pathetic, you could do better. You're not trying hard enough. You've failed. "Match found". You pick Io. You are Io. Only if Io is removed from CM again, may next TI not be yours."
stim deck enjoyer 25 gen 2022, ore 1:48 
Nothing can stop you now but yourself. You are fearless. You push out lanes. You take towers. You force rotations. You cut creep waves without even being there. You are Io. Millions of calculations going on in your head. You keep track of glyph, where you have your balls, how much effective HP your enemies have and how many balls it takes to kill them, predictions of where the next fight going to happen, etc. You cannot lose now. 9 slots, 5 moonshards, GG boots. You've not finished farming. "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ io picker, let us finish", our tears are your fuel. "Wow, nice work Io I commend you" I don't need your praise peasant. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Io. The rest of your 'team' is irrelevant.
XL883N 25 gen 2022, ore 1:47 
You insta-first pick Io. You mark and go safelane. You don’t let the allies carry farm. The supports try to keep you away but you're too good. Even when your right clicks don’t do ♥♥♥♥, you trigger them with your denies into making mistakes. Rampage first blood with balls blast off. You take your items in base and then Relocate back. They got nothing and you're level 25 already. You've won the lane, like always. You are Io. You control the lane with your balls. You're spinning so close to their tower that they can’t do anything but go away, and if they don’t, they die with a thousand sentries in their hands. They cannot kill you. You relief all your pain by bloodstone suiciding in their faces. Nothing matters more than time. 3 minutes. Radiance, sheep stick, battle fury, Divine rapier. You've already won.
stim deck enjoyer 25 gen 2022, ore 1:47 
0"You're the best Io player I know. You take pubs just as seriously as if your life was on the line. You never give up. Playing against megas? You keep playing. Down 400 kills? You keep playing. All of your team afk in base? You keep playing. Why? Because You're Io. This hero is the ultimate 1v9 hero. If played perfectly you literally can't lose with this hero. We may be thinking that if we played any hero perfectly then we can't lose either but that's simply not true. Io is unique with this characteristic. The game starts and you warn your enemies that they should ban Io. They think you're joking and they banned Techies.