Recent reviews by Mr_Purple

Entered underground, fought mutant rats, almost got mugged by gopniks, exited underground, drank vodka to cleanse my organism, got overcharged by a local trader, almost got mugged again. After all that I got back home and played S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2, it was good! Living in NYC is tough

It's actually impressive how they managed to make THIS after 9/10 Rise of the Tomb Raider.

Compared to Rise it's terrible in EVERY aspect - from stunning graphics with rich color palette to greeny-brown blurry mush; from fantastic locations with big variety to generic jungle; from memorable soundtrack to generic jungle themes; from a fantastic story that manages to keep you engaged from start to finish to something that was copied from Uncharted and watered down by a lot; from (almost) brilliant voiceacting performances to as if a bloody AI voiced it; from fluid combat to "as if I'm playing a shovelwave movie videogame tie-in of 2000's". And bugs and glitches, my God. Constant stuttering, movement and camera issues, at some point voices in cutscenes straight up disappeared and this is all under 10 hours of gameplay.

Rise was obviously too expensive to make so they cut both budget AND corners developing this one.

I got it at 90% off and I still feel robbed. Play 2013, play Rise but for the love of God skip this one. It's bad.

The only remarkable part of this map is that you can make your homies laugh by comically jumping off the roof.
Edit: AND down the elevator shaft. Bonus points if you do both.

Desert Eagle is overpowered and makes every other secondary pointless. The other two guns are ok I guess

You can go on a rollercoaster date with Keanu Reeves here, 10/10

Great game but way too frustrating. Normal difficulty is easy but the higher three difficulties are ballbusting. Not sure whether I can recommend Frostpunk to anyone. It's definitely not 'fun' in a traditional way.

Shin Megami Tensei: Like a Dragon

Thanks for reminding me how ballbusting NES games were. Wouldn't have bought it if they didn't lock 100% achievement completion behind it. Slow, clunky, not particularly exciting. Plays just like first two Castlevania games. Now I remember why I played OG Castlevania exactly once and never again.

Edit: Got my 100% back. I GUESS it wasn't so bad plus a teaser for potential Bloodstained sequel in True Ending is interesting but I still wouldn't buy this for full price. Wait at least till a half off.

A fantastic Weapon Pack. Miles better than the previous one.

• G3 is a straight upgrade to SCAR, can be converted to G3K variant;

• MP5 is a not an upgrade but a great sidegrade to MP7;

• S&W Model 500 is straight up ridiculous, can one shot bodyshot Heavy SWAT (!) and one shot through shield's visor (!!!).

Kinda smells like PAYDAY 2 powercreep again though

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