Dont send me random friend requests because if you arent my friend why would you be on my list of friends? If you want to trade with me click here


My youtube account where i post videogame related things

Some of my favorite quotes:
If magic weren't ridiculous it would be called science!

What is it with all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tiny hats?

Mud kip x18000

Any time people pray to something it comes to life and kills you.

If there is anything i have learned from living on Earth its that a white guy with a masters degree will always land on his feet.

Its like someone said "Whats the worst thing you could eat? I know! diarrhea in a can."

He's throwin hammers! You don't ♥♥♥♥ with a guy who throws hammers. That guy throws hammers. He THROWS hammers. Think about how, like, physically infeasible that would be to do in your life. Throwing hammers. Not throwing a hammer, he throws hammers, plural... He throws hammers.

Both of my mom's are happily married to a straight women. So keep calling my mom gay and see what happens.

How is that political? Mitch McConnell, right now, is like more hated than the Joker is in Gotham city in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dc Universe.