+rep After a good game in PUBG, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great pubg and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a pubg lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep His ♥♥♥♥ is tiny, couldnt even ♥♥♥, uh doesn't know what panadol is, someone told me he was a drug addict?

I 👁 have 21 ❌➡ (technically 🔧❌ 29 👙📦) wives 👰🏼 and 172 girlfriends 💑 (technically 💡 177) and I 👁 won 92 world 🌁🌎 wars 🔫 and the CIA 😰, FBI 👮🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍♂️, and militry are currently ⌚ fleeing World 🌎 War 🔫 94 🆓🆖⏭ and are trying 😈 to cover 📔 up ☝ there losses ❗😒 as they usually 😄 do, by lying 😤 and doing spacetime 🌌🕰 violations 👎❎🚫.

ggs ggs wpwp. I'm surprised I got winfield for Blance trade off but good luck with the rest of your match lmao

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If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the ♥♥♥♥ did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot.