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Beowulf steam trading card, my beloved
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Yellow_King13 23 Nov @ 11:31pm 
she down on my hunt till I show
She Hunt on my Show until I'm Down
Haystack 23 Nov @ 11:31pm 
she hunt on my show til I'm down
Subtrot 1 Nov @ 1:57am 
Beowulf
Mudcrab 17 Sep, 2023 @ 4:08pm 
Truly Beowulf's biggest fan
scrump 10 Aug, 2021 @ 10:24pm 
I saw this kid in high school pull out his ♥♥♥♥ in the middle of a sociology exam and scream the first 3 pages of Mein Kampf without fail or stutter in his tone of speech. The sheer vibrational utterance of such a declaration sent shivers in the spines of every student in the classroom and sent the ceiling panels flying in seemingly all directions at once.The teacher proceeded to ♥♥♥♥ their shirt and seize on the ground for roughly 15 minutes. No students chose to help with the overt medical issue, since everyone else was collectively sneezing out mounds of pure unrefined African blood-diamonds. This kid started pissing so hard. Like, broken fire hydrant hard. This dude could single-handedly mow down Civil Rights protesters with his industrial water jet ♥♥♥♥. Like, you would catch this dudes slimy Johnson in an episode of "How It's Made" cutting laser-precise panels of titanium sheet metal. Overall, really impressed.