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26 of 29 (90%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

1-800-CLEARED

Finish the game
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 7:09pm

1-800-GETHELP

Finish the game on hard mode
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 5:06am

NUCLEAR WASTE

They won't reach the Nuclear Throne
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 7:51pm

FANTASTIC!

Unlock all the Fans
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 4:17pm

THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS...

Unlock all weapons for the Soldier
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 11:14am

SNAKE CHARMER

Unlock all snake masks
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 11:08am

WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS

Unlock all of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 11:34am

FANATIC

Clear a level with each Fan
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 4:36pm

FAMILY BUSINESS

Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 5:06am

SNAKES ON A HEAD

Clear a level with each snake mask
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 7:54pm

DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU

Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 5:06am

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Get the big picture
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 5:06am

A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS

Use every weapon in the game at least once
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 5:06am

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

Destroy 100 electronic devices
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2017 @ 3:57pm

KARMA

Die 1000 times
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 5:06am

GOT YOUR BACK

Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 5:06am

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT

Do as the Director says!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 7:48pm

ASSASSIN'S CRED

Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 3:52pm

DEAD SILENT

Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 5:06am

I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED!

Finish HOMICIDE without using guns
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 7:51pm

STARE INTO THE ABYSS

Unlock THE ABYSS
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 11:09am

THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES

Meet up with the Biker
Unlocked 25 May, 2017 @ 5:06am

COMBO BEGINNER

Perform a 5x combo
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2017 @ 12:34pm

COMBO INTERMEDIATE

Perform a 10x combo
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 10:47am

COMBO MASTER

Perform a 15x combo
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 10:48am

COMBO GOD

Perform a 20x combo
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 10:48am



ACHIEVEMENT WHORE

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1-800-GODDAMN

Get A+ on all levels on normal

GENOCIDE

Kill 50,000 enemies