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92.6 hrs on record (18.9 hrs at review time)
Getting yelled at by squad leaders and command, doing the upmost stupid "tactics" to capture/defend the next point, staying alive for 30 sec on average b4 the medic has to rev you again, somebody is blasting chinese music over vc, having the most cinematic gunfights with explosions and smoke everywhere like it's a micheal bay movie... I love this game.
Posted 17 August, 2023.
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48.5 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
fnv good, f3 bad
Posted 3 February, 2022.
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50.8 hrs on record (48.7 hrs at review time)
10/10 would dominate the world again
Posted 2 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
106.8 hrs on record (70.4 hrs at review time)
Spoiler Alert



> be a parent
> frozen in a vault bc nukes
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> watch your loved one getting murdered
> watch your son get taken away from you
> freeze again
> wake up, error 404 again
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> get outta vault, look for son
> kill raiders, start settlement_sim.exe
> do quests, pass time
> find son
> he´s an old man who is leader of institute
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> kill your own son

9/11 would kill "father" again
Posted 20 June, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.8 hrs on record
Give me my money back, Daybreak.
Posted 30 April, 2018.
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2 people found this review funny
2.5 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Review will be updated after playing through the game.

See, l LIKE games a lot.. I try to give even the worst games a little chance.
But I just cannot give it to "The Stalin Subway".. and you wanna know why?
Because the game keeps freezing or just doesn´t work at all.

I mean look, I fire up the game.
2 things can happen:

* The game starts
* First some config thing shows up and then I can start it up

After starting it up, the game takes some time to load those prerolls etc.
There is a risk skipping them.. if you do:
* Game freezes while the prerolls play
* Game skips the prerolls, but freezes on the main menu
* Game crashes

But IF you happen to get past the main menu etc, you will have little to no fun.
See, the russian developer team "Buka" has never been known for "very good games".
I have played a couple Buka games after I bought them from a trip to the Russian Federation..
Let me tell you, the games are either very bad or perhaps quite mediocre.

The physics are not very good, but the game is a bit older now, so I´ll give it that.
It has some dialogs, which are alright, but still not the best.
Or at least not in English language settings, Russian is alright I guess.
I also wouldn´t pay more than 1€ for the game..
I got it for around 50ct ~
That´s a pack of gum perhaps, and that´s okay.

In game, you play as some soviet KGB officer and you gotta shoot your way through some bad guys, dressed up as either soviet soldiers or officers.. that´s atleast all the enemies I´ve been able to encounter.
I have to say, the game even takes around 30 seconds to open up the menu if you press ESC..

Of course, I may be the only one experiencing those problems.
But still, even without the problems, the game is not good, or at least in my eyes it isn´t.
Posted 6 July, 2017. Last edited 7 July, 2017.
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4 people found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Is very good game, my comrades.
SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!
Posted 29 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
296.4 hrs on record (237.4 hrs at review time)
-spend a lot of hours browsing workshop
-play with friends some stupid gamemodes
-make friends while playing stupid gamemodes
-browse workshop again

yea, its a good game
Posted 17 June, 2017. Last edited 2 November, 2020.
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1,301.2 hrs on record (1,210.1 hrs at review time)
barely better than cs:go was, i miss cache, official competitive premiere is unplayable due to cheaters. oh well, it's addicting, i will always return...
Posted 14 March, 2017. Last edited 22 July, 2024.
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