happy new pissmas

merry krimis

Sexico is dead.

Sexico hasn't been updated in almost 400000 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.

I remember back in 389213129105 AD when Sexico was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "||𝙹⚍∷ g𝙹↸ ╎ᓭ ↸ᒷᔑ↸. I ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ʖᒷᓵ𝙹ᒲᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᒲ" and "⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ∴⍑𝙹ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ╎ᓭ" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the ꖎ╎⎓ᒷ ᓵ𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ʖᒷ ᔑ ↸∷ᒷᔑᒲ. The "||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑリリ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ꖎᒷᔑ⍊ᒷ, i ⊣⚍ᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒷリ↸ ⎓𝙹∷ ||𝙹⚍
" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.

Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.

bird

this man reimbursed me

i want to throw you in a blender and drink you