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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 10:52am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 1:33am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 7:31am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 3:09am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 2:27am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 7:02am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 10:54am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 10:48am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:10pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 7:43am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2021 @ 4:54am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2021 @ 6:53am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 12:22am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 2:20am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 12:41am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2021 @ 6:53am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 1:55am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 12:39am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 8:25am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 9:25am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 1:08am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 10:09am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 7:12am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 10:42am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2021 @ 6:07am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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