My life sucks. I spend half my time just doing stupid ♥♥♥♥ that doesn't even matter. I put on the same shirt and tie every day and go to work at a local fast food joint. The owner is a money grubbing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and my coworkers hate me. Our competitor across the street is always harrasing us. The one girl I like has put me in the friend zone. She's a real cutie, a southern belle from texas. I'm pretty sure my best friend just hangs out with me because he's mentally retarded. Everyone else in my neighborhood hates me. And the worst part is, I live in a pineapple under the sea.