-rep dwarf player in vermintide

After a good game in vermintide, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great chaos wastes and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a vermintide lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep, gave me backshots

Let's hit the gaming ground running!

-rep very smelly

in 2nd grade the guy below me pooped his pants and the other guy below me screwed his sister who turned out to be the ghost of whom he spoke of. I talked to that ghost on exactly 12:00 A.M., Monday, of last week, and she told me that she wanted to play minecraft and wasnt harmful, and jsut wanted to escape from that guy who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her. So we did play minecraft, it was fun. Then I gave her a a butcher knife incase that guy ever came back and she said thanks and left. If she ever shows up to any of your rooms on a Monday night, just ask if she wants to play minecraft