Mashaa's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:22am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:56pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 9:52am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 8:54am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 10:13am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:55am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 7:12am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 10:16am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 9:26am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:31pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:39am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:01am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 8:43am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:00am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 4:22am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:32am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 10:02am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:56am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:59am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:15am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:59am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

1 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

26 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

22 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

4 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

70 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

16 / 30