I want to start this review off by saying I've never gardened before in my life.

In this game, you kill stuff because you don't know what happens when you spray it with water too much (my aloe plant, rest in peace,) and then you sorta just solemnly water the rest of your plants as you remember your lost aloe. Why are there random grass blades in your pot of succulents? I don't know! You cut them down swiftly with your mouse pointer, because it's sharp as a razor.

Anyways, onto the snail. Apparently, there's a guardian snail for every single garden pot in the world. Did you know that? I didn't, I never gardened before. The snail doesn't care if you keep setting it back, and doesn't care if you spray it with your entire spray bottle, it keeps going, determined to guard your succulents even though you're a jackass

All in all, I think I've learned a lot about gardening through this game, and I can go and dispatch grassblades here whenever I'm dying inside and need to forget my present situation!