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Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous
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-- Homer Simpson
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"But suppose we sent a crew to plant an explosive precisely on the fault
line between this mass of coffee grounds and this
deposit of America Online floppy disks." -Professor
"In theory, it could work." -General
"In theory, perhaps, but you'll never find a crew willing to take on a
mission so suicidally dangerous." -Wernstrom
"Aw, jeez." -Bender
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This isn't true in practice -- what we've missed out is Stradivarius's
constant. And then the aside: "For those of you who don't know, that's
been called by others the fiddle factor..."
-- From a 1B Electrical Engineering lecture.
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Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
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