I (M49) beat my wife (F14) the other day when she said Big Chungus wasn't that funny. I was watching big Chungus porn on reddit (wholesome100) when my wife came in, begging to be released from my basement. I laughed in her face and said no. Then I kept fapping to Chungus porn. She asked what I was watching, and I was in shock. How could this ♥♥♥♥♥ not know what Big Chungus is? I got out the drawing board and explained all about Chungus lore. I showed her some Big Chungus memes and I started laughing at them. She looked weirded out and said Big Chungus wasn't that funny. What was this ♥♥♥♥♥ saying? I quickly lunged at her, impaling my fist in her face, breaking her nose. She screamed and howled in pain and cried. I kept beating her and yelling that Big Chungus was funny and if she didn't laugh at it I'd torture her in my dungeon. She screamed and cried until I knocked her out. I tied her to a chair in a soundproof room and locked the door. Now I sit here wondering, am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

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Hey there! Just wanted to drop by and remind you how much you mean to me. Your friendship brings so much joy and light into my life. Hope you're doing well, and know that I'm always here for you, no matter what. Sending lots of love your way!

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