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"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 9:07am

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 2:27pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 2:37pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 2:49pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 2:35am

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 2:32am

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 3:00am

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 3:44am

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 3:49am

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 3:52am

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 5:24am

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 6:37am

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 5:27am

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 5:21am

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 6:56am

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 6:46am

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 7:59am

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 8:42am

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 8:59am

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2020 @ 3:10am

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2020 @ 3:50am

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2020 @ 3:35am

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2020 @ 4:37am

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2020 @ 4:46am

"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2020 @ 4:41am

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2020 @ 6:33am



The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
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