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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2015 às 23:44

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2015 às 22:53

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2015 às 23:49

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2015 às 0:50

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2015 às 0:11

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Desbloqueada a 26 jul. 2015 às 11:30

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2015 às 22:51

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2015 às 23:33

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2015 às 21:01

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2015 às 22:40

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Desbloqueada a 16 jul. 2015 às 17:40

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Desbloqueada a 16 jul. 2015 às 22:01

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 21:15

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2015 às 0:29

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 23:06

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 23:42

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 17:25

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2015 às 21:21

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Desbloqueada a 20 jul. 2015 às 21:13

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2015 às 16:12

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 23:07

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2015 às 18:43

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2015 às 20:21

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Desbloqueada a 19 jan. 2023 às 4:23

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Desbloqueada a 16 jul. 2015 às 22:29

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 23:06

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 22:20

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2015 às 22:30

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Desbloqueada a 16 jul. 2015 às 21:51

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Desbloqueada a 21 jul. 2015 às 0:27

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2015 às 17:46

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2015 às 22:14

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 17:08

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Desbloqueada a 25 jul. 2015 às 3:39

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Desbloqueada a 25 jul. 2015 às 3:39

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Desbloqueada a 25 jul. 2015 às 3:49

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Desbloqueada a 26 jul. 2015 às 15:32

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2015 às 18:40

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 22:21

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 21:48

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2015 às 22:35

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 16:58

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 23:47

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Desbloqueada a 23 jul. 2015 às 1:09

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 22:26

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Desbloqueada a 23 jul. 2015 às 0:31

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Desbloqueada a 20 jul. 2015 às 23:43

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2015 às 19:12

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2015 às 22:57

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 22:30

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2015 às 23:53

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 23:42

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 23:40

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Desbloqueada a 14 jul. 2015 às 22:58

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 23:07

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2015 às 18:02

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2015 às 18:52

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 17:21

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2015 às 0:12

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 23:00

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Desbloqueada a 22 jul. 2015 às 22:47

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Desbloqueada a 21 jul. 2015 às 0:42

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Desbloqueada a 21 jul. 2015 às 1:27

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Desbloqueada a 15 jul. 2015 às 22:43

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Desbloqueada a 19 jul. 2015 às 18:22

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Desbloqueada a 21 jul. 2015 às 0:23

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Desbloqueada a 21 jul. 2015 às 0:06

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Desbloqueada a 18 jul. 2015 às 21:17

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Desbloqueada a 30 out. 2015 às 18:56

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Desbloqueada a 31 out. 2015 às 15:14

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2015 às 19:16

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Desbloqueada a 28 nov. 2015 às 11:26

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 14:11

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 14:54

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 15:04

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 14:54

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 18:32

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 18:09

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 19:01

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 15:49

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2015 às 18:36

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 17:50

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 16:54

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 17:03

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 11:42

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 11:05

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Desbloqueada a 29 nov. 2015 às 11:17

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2015 às 18:52

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Desbloqueada a 10 jul. 2016 às 22:07