male_07.mdl
Niger
 
 
sticking out my gyatt for the rizzler

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PC specs:
3dfx Voodoo3 3500 TV SE 16 mb
Intel Pentium 2 400 MHz
512 mb ram
16 gb storage
Currently Offline
Vortiguant sewer sex?
Vortigaunt threesome?

Got half life 2 whilst it was free. I was playing through the route kanal level and was I the only one to notice the secret cutscene in the sewer?

That part where you slide down into the sewer. There was 2 vortigaunts f..u..c..k..i.n.g and splashing mud everywhere, one was saying "the vortigaunt feels good" and "the vortigaunt must f..u..c..k harder"

I started freaking out because I didn't realise half life had nsfw scenes, and plus my mom was in the room aswell, and of course it happened when my headphones disconnected

Then a third vortigaunt emerges from out of the mud and says "the freeman must join us". When I walked over there it started automatically playing another cutscene. Gordon took off his suit and got undressed and started thrusting the bottom vortigaunt, then all 3 of them started saying "the freeman excelerates at all tasks"

Wtf valve? Has anyone else seen this? Maybe I'm the first to discover it. It's in a secret passage behind some boxes in the sewer
Ketamine Junkie 23 Aug @ 9:58am 
Bro was friendlymaxxing for less than 48hrs and has relapsed to his old hateful self. Sending prayers out to you my man, you can beat being a grumpy mf, I know you can!
Stay cute <3
Ketamine Junkie 8 Aug @ 12:40pm 
Imagine a world where you'd be able to smile. A world where you don't call me :TheD::A::TheD::TheD::Y: in dms. Please Male07, we don't like to see you crying this much, please touch a beyblade, just once.
Thanks xoxo
~Ket
<DON>REMARK 27 Apr @ 10:35am 
you sucker monkey :steamhappy::steamhappy:
Alexander the Greasy 11 Feb @ 11:16pm 
I'm boutta burst a blood vessel in my ♥♥♥♥ :steamhappy:
male_07.mdl 11 Feb @ 11:05pm 
Your ass is grass buddy
cry baby cry