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27 of 38 (71%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:02am

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 6:00am

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 1:12pm

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 9:32am

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55am

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:47pm

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:00am

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 12:30pm

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 12:48pm

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 11:39am

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 11:31am

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48am

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 12:29pm

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:48pm

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 12:04pm



Burp!

Drink 100 beers
75 / 100

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
7 / 100

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
404 / 500

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
274 / 500

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
15 / 50

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
+2

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