Recent reviews by Mahoons

>Spent hours collecting loot and supplies
>started getting hungry
>ran through hordes of zombies and cheated death multiple times whilst trying to make my way back home
>popped some salmon in the oven
>read some books
>flame started to rise behind the oven
>filled a pot full of water to put the fire out
>didn't realise electrical fires were a thing
>fire erupted into an inferno engulfing me, my friend and all my gear

10/10 would be ironcially killed by salmon again.