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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:57am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 7:56pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 3:21pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 6:05pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:25am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:12pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:15pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:56pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:59pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:16am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 5:44pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:53pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:33pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:46pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm