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I just spent two hours of my life seducing Colonel Sanders into loving me. It was the most magnificent two hours of my life. What an absolute hunk of a man, I'll be dreaming about him and his delicious eleven herbs and spices for the rest of my life. This game has ruined my life because I know that I will never find someone anywhere near as awe inspiring as the Colonel himself. I'll never be able to love again, my heart belongs to him, no one else can ever compare.