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🤕
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers -- they're going
to make a game out of it.
-- Woody Allen
😯
Populus vult decipi.
[The people like to be deceived.]
🤣
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
🤠
It is fruitless:
to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lactate fluid.
to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with
innovative maneuvers.
😭
America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.
- Oscar Wilde
😷
Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
😪
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire
😙
I'm a Lisp variable -- bind me!
😍
Iron Law of Distribution:
Them that has, gets.
😲
REMIND ME AGAIN, he said, HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE.