Recent reviews by Maffuyun

Please end my SUFFERING

Listen here you absolute DEGENERATES, do you have ANY IDEA what kind of PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE you're causing by playing Light class?! I am LITERALLY SHAKING with pure, unfiltered RAGE every time I see one of these mosquito sized MENACES zipping around the map!!

The AUDACITY of Light players thinking they're skilled when they're just abusing these BROKEN MECHANICS! Oh wow, you got a kill with your LH1?? slow clap Must be REALLY HARD with literally ZERO RECOIL and that ABSURD headshot multiplier! And don't even get me STARTED on that STUPID SWORD I'm out here playing an FPS while you're cosplaying as a NINJA ON CRACK!!

You think you're Neo from the Matrix with that evasive dash?? YOU'RE NOT COOL, you're just EXPLOITING broken movement mechanics while I'm trying to land shots like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING! And the GRAPPLING HOOK?? Oh, getting destroyed?? Just YEET yourself into the stratosphere like a COWARD!!

THE ABSOLUTE WORST is you INVISIBLE RATS with your stun guns! What kind of SADISTIC GAME DESIGN is this?! No audio cues?? No warning?? Just ZAP and you're DEAD?! I've developed a PAVLOVIAN FEAR RESPONSE to electrical sounds now I can't even make TOAST anymore without having Vietnam flashbacks!!

The Double Barrel is just INSULTING 'haha heavy go bye bye' with two clicks! The M11 is just spray and pray for BABIES! The dagger?? More like a nuclear warhead to the spine! And the XP-54?? Might as well be shooting LASER BEAMS with that recoil control!!

I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the developers, and by strongly worded I mean it will be typed in ALL CAPS with exactly 47 exclamation points because that's how ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS I am about this!! DELETE LIGHT CLASS OR I WILL UNINSTALL MY ENTIRE PC!!!

We were not meant to wield such power.

Pretty fun if you find the gamemode/server for you.