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Long live America! Here is your free shipment of good for nothing Nazi weapons that have been liberated! All wood furniture removed and replaced with eco-friendly black plastic, with an American flag stenciled into the stock, the blued metal replaced with chrome, and a tactical laser sight replacing the old iron sights. Bent bolt replaced with more efficient straight bolt with the words "Patriot" inscribed on it. Stay free.