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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:51am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:39am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:01am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:06am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:12am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:14am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:15am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:02am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:30am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:57am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:41am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:48am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 10:18am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:10am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:43am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 7:28am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 7:56am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:45am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:29am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:56am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:52am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:46am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:29am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 11:05am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 11:35am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 11:55am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 12:36pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:07am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:08am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:00am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 9:56am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:02am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:06am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:30am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:08am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:23am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 11:15am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:59am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 2:27pm



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.