A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Morb beans and a nice Morbanti.

☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls.
DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!

Once upon a time, Allah created a cheeta in Pakistan. Some random horny 🅱️aki was wondering around aimlessly after finding out his cousins were all male🤮🤮🤮. He saw the cheetah and instantly seggs it to show dominance💪💪💪 and to recreate Turkish folk lore. The cheetah gave birth to a furry rtarded BJP supporter. The ♥♥♥♥ wanted to name it pacheet (♥♥♥♥ and cheetah) but he had no respect for enlsh so he named the rtarded creature pajeet.

I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it anymore. Please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end my suffering.

ey ey (50 benadryls in the housee) (whooping) eyyyy what up I be here I be here all queer, ooh yeah I bust in bust in with my nuts tucked in (oooh yeah) grab my ♥♥♥♥ oh I mean glock pull out my glock and smoke a cop

i'm high right now my friend , weed makes everything sounds better , peace brother !