sucked it straight out of my rear end. cant say it was too bad

Before meeting you I was going through difficult times, I was orphaned, my lunch was stolen, my girlfriend cheated on me with my father, they expelled me from school, my dealer raised prices, I was banned from steam for hacking games, I was kidnapped and I am being prosecuted for war crimes in Yugoslavia. I thought that my life would no longer make sense so I bought shotgun to put an end to my existence, I said goodbye to all my buyers of organs on the internet and while I was doing it this profile appeared in steam, I decided to add it and get to know him, what else was I going to lose? My life changed impressively, my self-esteem rose, my parents returned, the charges for my human trafficking network were dropped and I am currently in recovery for excessive morphine consumption; I have started giving talks in churches and hitting children in the street, this friend simply saved me, he can also save you.

has a little wiener. kisses boys

+rep good IGL in csgo

🌋 ✪ 🍇 Where is John Carson now that we need him?
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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx


lets play SCUM