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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2019 @ 3:40pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 7:54am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 3:15pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 10:57am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2017 @ 11:50am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 26 May, 2019 @ 3:31pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:37am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2018 @ 2:39pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2018 @ 2:21pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 12:54pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2019 @ 3:11pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:58pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2017 @ 3:04pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 5:24pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 3:52pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 8:55am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 3:47pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 7:09am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 6:31am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:49am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 6:21am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:52am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 May, 2018 @ 4:44am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2019 @ 3:31pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 11:39am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2019 @ 3:38pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2019 @ 9:35am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:45pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 8:53am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:38am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.