My loadout has the revolver, dual berettas, negev, m249, and various shotguns, since that's what the valve devs intended.

Five ruffians rush B towards me.
"What the devil?" As I throw my molly at them and draw my xm1014.
Blow a yoga ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot +$900.
Draw my revolver on the second man,
miss him entirely because right click has 0 accuracy and nail the third man in the head.

I have to resort to the negev I dropped off at CT spawn during freeze time,
"Tally ho lads" the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 150 bullet laser shreds two men in the suppressing fire,
the sound and gunshots make my teammates rotate in a hurry from the A site.

Pullout my glorious $250 budget knife and glove combo and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
He gets stabbed and turned into $1500 before my teammates arrive on the scene,
since he was wounded from my molotov and incapable of surviving a right click,

just as the valve devs intended.

God bless this damn game.