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Go Left

Move to the left.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2020 o 11:59

Go Right

Move to the right.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2020 o 12:00

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2020 o 9:23

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2020 o 10:01

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2020 o 10:03

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2020 o 10:14

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2020 o 9:54

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Odblokowano: 22 marca 2020 o 12:29

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2020 o 11:33

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2020 o 11:33

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2020 o 16:01

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2020 o 11:46



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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