So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just ♥♥♥ over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions "Dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ jelly". Scientists were like, "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science.." So the scientists collected a sample of the said dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's ♥♥♥♥, sat back, and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a bit too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I want to live in the world where this is a commercial product. I want to say, "you know what? I want to die and I know what to do about it." I want to live in the world where I can go to my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ Jelly, and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ myself to death.

In a recent scientific study conducted by Harvard University, it was established that 100% of homosexual are, in fact, gay.
For me, this was a shocking revelation that completely changed my mindset about homosexuals. I'm not sure if I can support their rights anymore after this.

Hay I saw you got Terraria. Lets play some time!

Juno, you should have played with us tonight, we were kings of the city XD