Recent reviews by Ben Wallace

i spent 3 hours looking for 1 boar

STUPID GAME KEEPS CRASHING WHEN I LAUNCH IT

this ♥♥♥♥ is unplayable, like its literally unplayable bro half the textures dont even load in not even my scope and there are lagspikes every 5 nanoseconds. why did yall even "upgrade" the game. mw2 was just fine and i could run it well yall are a triple A studio with billions of dollars and you guys are so incompetent that you cant even be bothered to make a somewhat optimized game its actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wild how drastic the change in performance is from mw2 to mw3.

i dont despise it but i must point out that everything i hated about the game when i was a kid is now amplified while it feels like nothing was done to improve the game in any way

you gotta get this game if you like having fun. its literally assassins creed but youre a badass ghost warrior that can tp and ♥♥♥♥. seriously its fun from start to finish and gets exponentially more fun as you progress and gain abilities. another major strong point of the game is the orcs. honestly the way orc personalities work and the nemesis system is something that you can only grasp when you've experienced it in game, but trust me it's great. and not to mention the feeling when you're just sieging fortresses with the orc army that you spent hours raising up. if youre just looking for a mindblowing story tho, this probably aint the game. also the targeting is so stupid omg.

I must say, I was pleasantly surprised by Garfield Kart, a game that combines the lovable and iconic world of Garfield with the thrill of kart racing. As a long-time fan of the lasagna-loving, Monday-hating cat, I couldn't resist giving this game a try, and boy, was it a delightful experience!

First and foremost, the game captures the essence of the Garfield universe perfectly. From the colorful and well-detailed character models to the whimsical tracks that transport you to familiar locales like Jon's house and the local pizzeria, Garfield Kart oozes charm and nostalgia. As a fan of the comics and the animated series, I couldn't help but smile as I raced through these iconic locations.

The character roster is another highlight of this game. You can choose from a variety of beloved characters, not just Garfield himself but also Odie, Jon, Arlene, Nermal, and even some of the less prominent characters like Squeak and Harry. Each character has their own unique abilities and stats, which adds a layer of strategy to the races. It's a blast to see your favorite characters racing against each other and using their signature moves to gain an advantage.

The gameplay itself is where Garfield Kart truly shines. The kart racing mechanics are simple to pick up, making it accessible to players of all ages. Power-ups and boost pads are scattered throughout the tracks, and using them strategically can turn the tide of a race in an instant. The controls are responsive and intuitive, making it easy to drift around corners and pull off satisfying tricks. There's a great balance between skill and luck, ensuring that races are always exciting and unpredictable.

One of the standout features of the game is the track design. The developers have done an excellent job in creating tracks that are not only visually appealing but also challenging and fun to race on. The variety in track themes keeps the gameplay fresh, and you'll find yourself eagerly anticipating what's next, from racing through a bustling kitchen to speeding down a rollercoaster in an amusement park.

Multiplayer mode is where Garfield Kart truly shines. Whether you're playing locally with friends or competing online, the game offers a fantastic social experience. Racing against friends, laughing at their misfortunes, and using power-ups to outsmart your opponents is an absolute blast. The online community is active, ensuring that you'll always find someone to race against, whether it's a casual race or a more competitive showdown.

The graphics and sound design in Garfield Kart are top-notch. The cartoony visuals are crisp and vibrant, and the soundtrack captures the playful spirit of the Garfield universe perfectly. The voice acting, including Garfield's iconic lazy drawl, adds an extra layer of authenticity to the game.

In conclusion, Garfield Kart is a delightful and surprisingly well-crafted kart racing game that does justice to the beloved comic strip and animated series. It's a must-play for fans of the lasagna-loving cat and a fun, accessible racing game for players of all ages. With its charming presentation, enjoyable gameplay, and fantastic multiplayer experience, Garfield Kart is a winner in my book. So, grab your favorite cat and hit the racetrack – it's time for some kart racing fun!

goated dlcs, they are both 10/10 but blood and wine is actually 20/10 because it's perfect and better than the main game probably the music is so good and toussaint is absolutely gorgeous and i have good memories from the dlc but hearts of stone is cool too

every human must play through this game at least once in their lives, best rpg ive ever played no competition. honestly even thinking about returning to the world of this game makes me wanna cry.

yeah its fun, pretty average borderlands game which means its really fun to play.