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NotEvenRemotelyFair.WAD

Die within 5 seconds of starting a game on Selaco Must Fall difficulty

Marathon Runner

Take 15,000 steps in a single Campaign save
0 / 15,000

Reporting for duty!

Suit up

Safe Heaven

Unlock your first Safe Room

Pub Brawl

Start an argument at The Broken Seal

Daily Bonus

Claim a free daily drink at the Mall

Little Plushy Man

Safely return Wilson the Bear to Dawn's home

AFK

Spend 1 hour inside a 'Xen Wellness Center' sauna without interruption

Crime Averted

Save a fish from suffocation

Myth, busted!

Cause a toilet to explode without using explosives

Humiliation!

Defeat a Juggernaut with your fists

Death Incarnate

Kill 1,000 Enemies
0 / 1,000

Buddy System

Buddy-up with Jonathan

Sharp and Shiny

Obtain all upgrades for a single weapon

Sharp Shooter

Land a Headshot Kill from at least 70 meters away

Gwyn Simp

Spend at least 5000 Selver in a single Gwyn Machine session

Unionize!

Get 100 Minimum-Wagers in Burger Flipper

Humanity's Second Chance

Reach the streets

Homecoming

Visit Dawn's home

Paper Forever

Fight through the Liancria Office Complex

DPS LFG

Obtain 1200 DPS at the Shooting Range in Punching Bag mode

Overkill

Kill an enemy with your Fists while having a Bunny Hopper, Protein Shake and Confidence Booster active

Save the World, bro!

Reach Level 10 in SPACE BRO

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Trigger a Trash Tornado

Mozzarella Miracle!

Get very lucky by finding a full box of pizza

Embrace The Chaos

Complete Chapter 1 in Special Campaign
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