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The Polish national motto is "Trzech polakow cztery opinie!".
Their national anthem is called "Dąbrowski Mazurka" which translates to "The piss is already in our pants."

Since the 90s (when Poland got away from communist rule), the country has gotten to be known for it's lightning fast internet speeds, rumored to even reach cosmic speeds in the future. Export of video games has gotten more common since the state has started to use money. Money is still not very common and many still have very little of it. Their other great exports are the selling of Poles, Slovaks and Jews to foreign lands through the small holes in the Polish barbed wire fences.

The religious devoutness of Poles has been greatly moving to the Catholic Popes and amusing to God, who together have begun plans to have Poland annexed to Heaven in the near future.

According to its own words, Poland is a Western European democratic republic. In reality, the whole of Poland is one big and dramatic improvisation. The story goes that the first Pole got hungry and for dinner he skinned a duck that escaped from the Germans on the other side of the river. The duck later became the symbol of the Polish coat of arms. The Polish duck (kurczak) resembles the Russian duck, but the Russian version has two heads due to the radioactivity plaguing the country. Poland's geographical location is ideal since it's comfortably surrounded by 2 friendly neighbors.

Grammatically, the Polish language is simple. All you have to do is place any four consonants in a row to form a Polish word. It is also difficult to find exceptions in Polish grammar, because the whole language is a great accident and a tragedy. That is why the Poles have developed the Esperanto language as an apology.