Recent reviews by cluc25

> Joined Altis Life server
> Finds guy named Chung outside a genral store
> Ask Chung how to make quick money
> Chung says to me in heavy asian accent to get in his car, as for he is my uber
> I enter his bright pink hatchback
> drive on dirt road for 20 minutes
> Pulls over in a LSD Frog field
> Chung pulls me out of car
> He pulls out pistol
> Screams something about how he loves me
> I am excuted ISIS style in a LSD Frog field

Chung, if you read this, I miss you.

10/10 would be excuted by asian man again.

I have 97 hours on this game right now. Those 97 hours were gained within three days of playing the game. Some of you may be thinking, "But Paps, three days is only 72 hours!" and my answer is, Exactly.

I shot 88 people with a cat silenced m16 then proceeded to be shot by Osama Bin Laden. 9/11.

Great game! The nostalga is real...
I completely recomend the Gentlemen of the Row mod to help with car handling and some graphic issues.
I am also a 800 pound purple man with a walker, i killed an entire mall. 69/10

Great Game Overall.

Two Words: Amazing Gameplay
With or without friends overall amazing game,
Scary, Hard, Fun!

Amazing game, Few Mac OSX glitches, nothing too bad though!

THIS GAME IS AMAZING!!! I would buy it twice! oh wait... i did... PC -> Mac D:

EDIT: July, 26, 2015 9:27 PM... After rereading this two year old review i cringed so hard my spinal cord broke in half and now i have been emitted into a hospital. Thanks 2 year younger me. Thanks.

This review has been edited 3 times now. The original in 2013, the edit in 2015 and now my final words to this game. Its now 2020 and I have finally gotten a new PC since the last edit was written. Being 5 years older than the last edit I am truly feeling nostalgic while reading those. This game was literally 10 years of my life. I remember waking up and being so excited to play with and create new adventures with all of my friends on DarkRP or TTT or whatever we decided to play that day. I made so many friends just from laughing together at the stupid things in this game. If you have ANY doubt whether to get this game or not, please do and make some great memories.