I sexually Identify as a Jihadist. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of soaring over the US dropping nuclear explosives on disgusting Americans. People say to me that a person being a Jihadist is Impossible and I’m a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrorist but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install timed explosives, an Islamic beard and a radio that screams “Allahu Akbar” on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Osama” and respect my right to kill from above and kill suicidally. If you can’t accept me you’re a Jihadiphobe and need to check your terrorist privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. Allahu Akbar!