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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2016 @ 3:41am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2016 @ 4:24am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2016 @ 3:58pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2016 @ 6:56am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2016 @ 5:27am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2016 @ 3:38am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2016 @ 8:35am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2016 @ 5:35am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2016 @ 3:31am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2016 @ 5:52am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2016 @ 4:56am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2016 @ 4:16pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2016 @ 9:36am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2016 @ 6:50am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2016 @ 2:06pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2016 @ 11:40pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2016 @ 6:19am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2016 @ 4:22pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2016 @ 2:57pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2016 @ 8:07pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2016 @ 7:27pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2016 @ 5:11pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2016 @ 3:36am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2016 @ 3:52am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2016 @ 4:57am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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